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Alt TikTok

The most toxic side of the community. People here are sensitive and will try to stir up any type of argument with you even when you are agreeing with them, almost like they have no life outside of TikTok. They have little to no sense of humor and can't seem to understand or take a simple joke. This is like Twitter but on TikTok.
Most are often Societal Narcissists; believing that they are so much more superior and unique just because they are on alt side TikTok and will shit and look down on anyone using anything outside Alt TikTok such as Instagram Reels, straight TikTok, etc. And because they believe their aesthetic is so much better than anyone else's. They are not as united as they will even attack their own people for whatever random reasons, usually boredom.
They usually post stuff with their face staring into the camera with hyper-pop music and text over; usually saying stuff like

"Please tell me that I am not the only one who's FYP is blah blah"
"Why do men? Kill all men!"
"Fighting the urge to blah blah when you blah"
"POV: You can dress well"

Person A: Omg, is he using Instagram reels and not on Alt TikTok?
Person B: wow, imagine using reels.
by Ko12356 June 18, 2022
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guustrude on tiktok

guustrude us a user on tiktok (formerly known as guusjeisarat). guustrude goes by the name Milly (actually its millie, but for us its not). the username is a joke between her and guusje (known as millyisarat on tiktok). it is an inside joke of theirs. the guus in guustrude also originates from guusje’s name. She has 5 followers, which means she’s not famous, however she has had a big impact on various lives, in a positive way of course. describing her profile picture is quite the challenge, therefore i asked her how she’d describe it. she said (and i quote) ‘he has an opossum’ and i think she gave the perfect description.

her bio says ‘j’ai ecouté’ (french for i listened). i personally think this is a very deep, meaningful and philosophical quote, because it makes you think. it makes you think about what this girl with the strange username and profile picture possibly could’ve listened to. of course thats up to interpretation. i have a feeling she really thought it all through.
Have you seen @guustrude on tiktok? I am a huge fan.
by millyisarat June 20, 2022
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TikTok

Or Douyin in Chinese, Is a severe mental disorder that causes anyone infected begins to dance in front of their phones with music playing, to which the patient also may include a fast shaking motion with the buttocks.
Symptoms may include:

- Narcassism,

- Severe decrease of Attention span,

- Urmumgayalitis,

- Call every piece of media known as a "song" from TikTok.

- (For Females) Sudden urge to genocide all male human beings.

- Brain decay.
Sadly there is no world-wide cure but irreversible damage can be reversed with deleting the app.
TikTok is cringe m8.
by idk6000 June 20, 2022
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tiktok

Shit app where shit people make fun of other shit people and shit people defend shit people so they don't seem like shit people but everyone is still a piece of shit.
Chad: "Man I love Tiktok."
Carole: "Yeah, I can tell."
Chad: "What? How?"
Carole: "Because your a piece of shit Chad."
by BottIeCap June 26, 2022
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TikTok

CCP owned spyware disguised as social media for low IQ individuals. It's full of thirsty teenagers, clickbait, and otherwise cringey content. Catchy or even half decent songs end up there just to die. If cancer had an app form, TikTok would be it. At least it seems to be keeping most Tiktards off of other social media networks.
"OMG I love TikTok. Why don't you have it?". "I deleted that shit shortly after downloading it. Easily one of the biggest cesspools on the internet"
by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022
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I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022
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Thunder.tiki tiktoks

a tiktok account that actually good
interviewer:what your favorite tiktoker
Shaggy:thunder.tiki
interview:thats where you get your money from?
Shaggy: Indeed
Interviewer: indeed what
100% shaggy: INDEED my n...
thunder.tiki tiktoks
by mr.ticklefringle August 9, 2022
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