by acquainted fetus March 25, 2024
Get the Shart-Knucklemug. Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!
OR....
Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
OR....
Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
Get the Shart Shoppingmug. Don't be such a Dip Shart, dude.
Hey man, I noticed your K/D is lookin' pretty ass lately. Don't let these little dip sharts walk all over you.
Hey man, I noticed your K/D is lookin' pretty ass lately. Don't let these little dip sharts walk all over you.
by cis white woman June 19, 2022
Get the Dip Shartmug. When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.
D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"
Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."
Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."
by kelledin August 22, 2018
Get the deep shartmug. by Akoowakooo October 2, 2022
Get the Shartmug. "oh dang I started all over my grandma, and now she is covered in wet poop and moist oder. " I love eating my fat sharts
by Kitkatthebat March 22, 2021
Get the shartmug. one of those sayings where you had to be there.
by ghyalboss March 3, 2023
Get the she’s sharting her enginemug.