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Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
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Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”
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Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!
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