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A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi
That croft fap fif fAM
by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018
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FAP

F. A. P. Short for : For Academic Purposes

Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are
What's the name of that pornstar FAP?

I need to know that name for academic purposes.
by Tibbarium August 20, 2020
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Dick Fap

Woah did you see that Dick Fap
by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015
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fap hero

A porn game in which you rub your dick in time with on screen prompts while various porn plays. If you cum you lose.
Instead of going outside I'm going to try to beat my high score in Fap Hero
by attarax March 27, 2022
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fap trolling

A non-consensual kink wherein someone engages in trolling behavior online to attempt to “dominate” unsuspecting participants in a forum or a comment section, with the explicit intent to derive sexual gratification from this act. Some fap trollers will make it clear that they are fantasizing about the emotional state or physical appearance of their targets in their comments. The targets may be members of the fap troll’s preferred gender, but this is not always the case. Can be difficult to differentiate from regular trolling but the content of their comments can reveal their intent.
Example 1
Person 1: this person keeps trolling me in this comment section and won’t leave me alone!
Person 2: They seem to be really enthusiastic about the idea that they’re making you angry, they’re probably fap trolling, stop commenting if you really want to annoy them

Example 2
Person 1: Hey, I saw like a million comments you left on this one post, I didn’t know you cared that much about subject
Person 2: I don’t really care that much, I was just fap trolling, I didn’t realize it would show up on your feed, my bad
by sunnydestruxtion May 5, 2022
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Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing
Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson
by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016
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fap cushion

A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.
"Oh gosh, i wish I could have used her as a fap cushion" - said Tom
by Mr Fap December 3, 2013
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