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pee showdown

when you are in a public bathroom stall and someone is in the stall next to you and you both have to pee, but you are both afraid of the judgement you might receive if you start first.
**texting**
Girl: hey, i'm in the bathroom, i'm gonna be late for class but i'm having a pee showdown with the girl next to me
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Glee Pee

Being so happy/excited you lose control of your bladder and pee on yourself, floors, etc.
When I saw Bug I got so happy I glee peed
by DaisyBugOlive September 8, 2013
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fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.
It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.
by funny fellas January 16, 2014
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Sleepy Pee

Getting up when you're clearly too tired to walk to the bathroom and urinate.
(turns on light)

SHIT. Should have invested in that nightlight. damn you sleepy pee
by zakdwyeragain November 2, 2010
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Pee Bucket

"Pee Bucket"

pē - buck·et : The sexual act of uriniating within anothers anus. This can be planned out ahead of time with your partner, though the preferred method is to approach with disconcert.
Known variations: "Corked Pee Bucket",

I totally gave that girl a Pee Bucket last night!
"I totally gave that girl a Pee Bucket last night by urinating in her anus!"
by ESOM67676 April 18, 2018
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virtually pee

v.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.
12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!

1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!

5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo

Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!
by Rikka32 December 3, 2010
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Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.
Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself
by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020
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