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The Pilgrim

When someone masterbates using a turkey leg covered in mashed potatoes, gravy and cranberry sauce. Then afterwords proceeds to eat the turkey leg that is now covered in a new, fresh special sauce.
Dude, i totally saw that girl do the pilgrim last nigh!
by ThanksgivingLover2010 August 17, 2010
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The Pizza Pie

An advanced technique used by the ancient italians to stimulate the anus and vagina simultaneously. The move, performed only by the bravest of the brave, involves placing the left fist into the anal canal and the right fist in the vagina. Move each fist vigorously in the up and down direction, as if running. The move has been carried down from generation to generation and has been commercialized in the pizza making industry. Almost all pizza makers have perfected this move, just ask their wives.
Hey Antonio, after the pizza pie you gave me last night, I can hardly walk!
by JohnsPapa July 9, 2011
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Squawk the pigeon

To have intercourse, sex, sexual relations, and/or anal, vaginal, or oral penetration resulting in the intense battle cry similar to that of a dying pigeon.
Fred:Did you squawk the pigeon?
Larry: Hell ya, I squawked the pigeon.
by LimburgerCheese April 6, 2009
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take the piss

To greedily demand an unreasonable effort or price.

British/Australian origins.
"My physics prof makes us go to 2 labs a week, and half the time we just end up using them to help him mark papers. He really takes the piss."
by Eversion April 15, 2005
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Goldbeard the Pirate

The male penis with reddish-blonde fur around the balls. From the name of a one-eyed pirate.
Get your hand off my Goldbeard the Pirate, jackass.
by Jason Goldberg March 4, 2005
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the pimpin hobo

A guy that you will love and hate all at the same time. Has the most sexyest voice in the whole wide world. You will always want to talk to and never say goodbye. the crazyest person alive and he is my BESTEST friend in the whole wide world.
He is crazy!

NO, he is the pimpin hobo, Get it right!
by the best person ever(maria) September 26, 2009
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The Pinwheel

The phenomenon caused when two partners are each preforming oral sex on each other (69-ing) and each have simultaneous explosive diarrhea, propelling both partners in a circle like a pinwheel
Paul and Amanda did the pinwheel last night. Hazmat had to come in to clean it up.
by TheGingerDynamo September 12, 2011
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