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The stuffed turkey 

the act of fisting someone's ass then inserting your penis and jerking off inside their ass
John h's boyfriend gave him the stuffed turkey last night, that is why he is walking like a cowboy
The stuffed turkey by Aoa November 26, 2014

catching the crazy turkey 

Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.
You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed
catching the crazy turkey by Stjimmy December 13, 2014

lookin all turkey 

When she lookin bad as helllll fam
Yo you see Erica today? She lookin all turkey fr (eyes emoji)

Having a turkey

Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .

Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.
Are you having a turkey’?
‘Your having a turkey
Having a turkey by Pike tfi November 5, 2017
The turkey is performed by a male who drops his pants and bends over with his legs slightly spread while making crazy gobbling sounds. It is called the turkey because the hanging scrotum looks like the thing which hangs from the turkey's beak.
Chad tried to do the turkey at Alex's wedding but Jason threatened to kick his ass.
turkey by TheTurkey March 31, 2005

turkeyneck 

when you pull the penis over your hand and cover the head as to simulate the neck of a dead turkey, like you might purchase in a grocery store
Kyle whipped out his turkeyneck at the drunken social
turkeyneck by Shaggy Slam October 31, 2006