Referring to the deflated breasts of a female who abuses Cocaine. The appearance is generally accepted as unsightly: pickled areola, nipples seemingly sad or otherwise uninterested in being part of the boob, vicious tiger stripes/stretch marks, severe drooping or the appearance of being subjected to mega-gravitational pull.
Upon touch, Cocaine Tits are said to resemble the feel of cheap sandwich baggies half full of water
Upon touch, Cocaine Tits are said to resemble the feel of cheap sandwich baggies half full of water
Him: So, bro. Did you tag that last night?!
His friend: ...Yeah. I ...I tagged it...
Him: Why the long face, bro?
His friend: She had a mean case of Coke tit
Him: Nooooo...aw God that sucks. I thought she'd have
slammin rack
His friend: I thought that too, until she took off her bra and I witnessed a slow motion waterfall of fail flappers cascade halfway down her stomach.
Him: Fuck...I didn't even know she did coke.
His friend: Oh, dude. You don't remember Herald's party?
Him: Well I mean...does ANYONE remember that party? It was fucki-
His friend: She sucked 4, count em, 4 black dudes off in the bathroom for a bump of shitty ghetto powder that was stepped on so fucking hard that the only thing that looks more stepped on is her listless, shapeless Cocaine Tits.
Him: That's straight fucked, bro.
His friend: Straight fucked.
His friend: ...Yeah. I ...I tagged it...
Him: Why the long face, bro?
His friend: She had a mean case of Coke tit
Him: Nooooo...aw God that sucks. I thought she'd have
slammin rack
His friend: I thought that too, until she took off her bra and I witnessed a slow motion waterfall of fail flappers cascade halfway down her stomach.
Him: Fuck...I didn't even know she did coke.
His friend: Oh, dude. You don't remember Herald's party?
Him: Well I mean...does ANYONE remember that party? It was fucki-
His friend: She sucked 4, count em, 4 black dudes off in the bathroom for a bump of shitty ghetto powder that was stepped on so fucking hard that the only thing that looks more stepped on is her listless, shapeless Cocaine Tits.
Him: That's straight fucked, bro.
His friend: Straight fucked.
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