three fingered jack

volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.

3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar

by Paul July 18, 2003

three-point check

1)Self-examination performed after getting into an accident, usually sports-related. Examiner ensures that both testicles and penis are still in proper positions and in working order.

2)Self-examination performed by Jews to ensure they still have their three most prized posessions-their money, their glasses and their genetalia. Often remembered by the diddy "checkbook, spectacles, testacles."

"Dude, I just wiped out bad."
"Did you do a three-point check?"
"Yeah, I passed."

"Oi vay, I just took a nasty fall, better do a three-point check."

by all the names are taken wtf May 10, 2007

three cheese pizza

Cocaine, MDMA, and ketamine -- all mixed and snorted at once, more or less in a 2:1:1 ratio.

Orange Juice whipped us up a three cheese pizza at his apartment before the night's celebrations. We woke up in another city.

by ATQ October 20, 2010

Three Beer Queer

A guy who becomes the baddest dude in the bar just after 3 beers.
Also a sober guy who wears white sunglasses at all and or any sunglasses in doors or on a shady day.

Look out Jimmy, the Three Beer Queer just cracked his 3rd one.

Hey ya Three Beer Queer, have you seen the sun? Me either!

by WytTrashWil June 1, 2016

three fag omlette

The thick phlegm coughed up by a non smoker who cadged a few cigarettes from a smoking friend the night before while under the influence of alcohol

I must have been so wasted last night, had a three fag omlette for breakfast this morning

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

Three Holer

A female, having three opening between her legs as opposed to a two holed male.
A way to sign to your friends of a good looking three holer, is to make the OK sign with your thumb and index finger, and then have your other three fingers spread out. It is a non-verbal way of saying, check out the three holer I'm standing next to.

"That ain't no dude, that's a three holer!"

by Mike St. Pierre September 15, 2006

three in the key

A sexual act similar to the shocker where a guy\girl inserts the three main fingers in the vagina leaving the pinky for the asshole

I just gave that dirty whore "three in the key"

by G_MON June 12, 2007