Penguin

It waddles….
It honks….
And….
It….
eats fish I guess

Omg look it’s a penguin

by PENGUINZZZ July 8, 2022

Penguin

If someone calls you a penguin it’s can simply mean happy feet or it can also refer to a saying you have similar feet towards penguins

Josh said I have penguin feet because of my toes nails

by Misslayla59 July 18, 2022

Penguin

An animal that looks cut and fluffy until you realize the inside of its mouth looks like a fucking demogorgon

That guy has a penguin mouth

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love

You ok Kevin the Penguin?

by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022

penguin tan

A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.

Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.

by callmezeus June 21, 2022

Club Penguin

Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!

Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?

Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt

Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!

by Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporate August 29, 2022

Penguin

An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.

President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”

Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”

President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”

by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022