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gracing the vault 

When you place your index finger in the poontang of a virgin. This "gracing" in turn, places emphasis on the fact that the fingerer has been working on this for months, or years.
Dude, her roommate totally caught me gracing the vault with that tart.

After years and a lot of money I finally graced that chicks vault. Yeah, it totally smelled like a spring morning.
gracing the vault by Gruntis June 11, 2006
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Choke the Vader 

V. To masturbate. A much cooler spin-off of "Choking the Priest"
Bob: Hey, Dave, what did you do last night?

Dave: Oh, I Choked the Vader to that new porno I bought

Bob: That sounds full of win, I think I'll go Choke the Vader now
Choke the Vader by PS2luvr April 26, 2009
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the valley 

a gross and disqusting part of the world where the dumb idiotic girls of the world collaborate. these girls typically wear abercrombie, hollister, gap, old navy, and they think they are soooo cool if they own one pair of seven jeans, and an ugly dooney and bourke bag. they idolize lindsay lohan and paris hilton for their tacky hot pink ensembles. valley girls and boys generally listen to punk rock, or anything that is on kiss FM because they are incredibly stupid and tasteless. valley girl prom dresses tend to come from windsor, and they always wear their makeup caked on, with light blue eyeshadow, and lipliner. it is necessity for valley girls to have french manicures painted on their tacky fake nails. valley girls love to wear their jeans tucked in with their skater shoes, and are ALWAYS behind on all the trends. they always wear the tightest jeans, and their motto tends to be "the sparklier the better!" girls in the valley shop in malls, and they really like target. pink is always their favorite color. valley people or "vals" as some like to call them, are hated througout the normal world aka over the hill. the valley has the temperatures of hell, and no one in their right mind would ever move there. if you live in the valley and you feel you do not fit in with this criteria, then you are exempt from this harsh reality, and i commend you for your resistance to your surroundings.
OH,and do not confuse cher horwitz from clueless to be a valley girl, because she hates the valley because she is from beverly hills.
1. Oh god, look at that hideous girl over there, she has sparkly jeans...she must be from the valley

2. Ew, i hate the valley, its such a desolate wasteland.

3. Hip westside girl: (set in nebraska suburia) Ew, look at the houses, and the people...i feel like im in the valley! get me out of here!!!
the valley by cute LA chick January 9, 2005

you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian 

It means that in life you are given choices and this defines who you will become morally. You choose who you are and if you choose to be bad than you are the villian but if you choose to be good then you are a hero. We are all faced with the choice of being good or bad but you only you can choose it.

A quote from the dark knight by harvey dent
Tejeda chose to be good for the first 25 years of his life but then he decided to rob and kill people. At his trial the judge asked Tejada how he could've changed so drastically and his lawyer replied by saying you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian.

The Vapors 

When you suddenly want to be a apart of something due to money, power or fame
My friends hate President Trump, but now that I have an extra ticket to attend a White House event, they caught the vapors and want to be my plus one.
The Vapors by chalarious June 9, 2018

drop the Vicks off at the pool 

To take a huge dump. Michael and Marcus Vick are first class terds and are referenced here as such
I will be back in a few.....I am going to "drop the Vicks off at the pool."

The Virgin Mary 

You find a hot ass virgin that knows shes fine and wont give it up. Knock her ass out with a brick to the head, make sure shes out cold, but dont kill her, then dog that chick without a rubber. Hit it like three times or so to make sure to get her ass pregnant. Clean her ass up so that she dont know what happened when she wakes up. Then bring her back to her house n tell her rents or roommates that she passed the fuck out. 9 months later a kid pops out
I dogged this chick good last night, gave her the virgin mary, hope its a boy
The Virgin Mary by C-Roi December 18, 2007