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Taylor Swift'd

When giving sexual pleasure to another person (male or female) and they stop you to tell you that some from a past sexual encounters was better then you at said act and then they let you finish what you were doing to them.
Last night I went down on him and he stopped me and said "I'm gonna let you finish but Kim gave the best head ever"
I never been so taylor swift'd before.
Taylor Swift'd by Jb3oh3 September 16, 2009
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Taylor Lautner 

An actor who portrays Jacob Black in the movie Twilight, and is now confirmed to be Jacob in Twilight's sequel, New Moon.
Idiot-Taylor Lautner, who's that?
Me- You know...that FINE sixteen year old who turns lots of Team Edward people to be Team Jacob?
Idiot-Oh, you mean the guy that will now be playing in New Moon?
Me-Yes. Him.
Taylor Lautner by i<3alphas.:] January 7, 2009

Taylor Lautner 

Plays Jacob Black in the movie "Twilight." As of December 2008, they are considering replacing him in "New Moon."
SAVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
He is an amazing actor and very hot!
Taylor Lautner is a sexy beast. He is such a good Jacob Black.

Taylor's Hookup Rules 

RULE 1- take everything guys say with a grain of salt because they are just trying to get with u, so then u never really make a connection with any of them that is deep and that u could build a relationship off of
RULE 2- dont give a fuck if a guy isn't into or does want to hook up with u, fuck him its his loss your too good looking for him anyways
RULE 3- think like a boy, once u can think like a boy then we move on to rule 4
RULE 4- is hook up like a boy. by this i mean don't get your feelings too attached, this also goes along with rule 2 if he doesn't call u after a hookup then fuck him hes not good enough for u
RULE 5- party like a rockstar, the more fun u r having without a boyfriend the more u don't need one
RULE 6- laugh at yourself, if u get made fun of for a bad decision or two u can't take yourself too seriously because the most important thing u should be doing is having fun and doing what feels right in the moment
RULE 7- u need to think with your va-jay-jay not you heart, sometimes u need to be a little slutty, the best way to get over one guy is to get under another one, i'm not saying slut it up all the time but sometimes u need to give in to your hormonal urges, if u don't u r just going to be a horny bitch
Follow any of Taylor's Hookup Rules if you are a girl and you will get laid.
Taylor's Hookup Rules by Best_buy February 13, 2010

Taylor Hawkins 

Drummer for the foo fighters
has his own band - Taylor Hawkins and the coattail riders
Taylor Hawkins used to be the drummer for alanis morrisett (sp?!)
Taylor Hawkins by yakkitori June 11, 2006

Taylor Michigan 

A small minded, downriver community or diverse people who are mostly white trash. Nobody ever gets out, therefore they succumb to years of dumbing down by washed up high school jocks who hang out at shitty bars like Malarkies or Mallies.
Man, I sure hated growing up in Taylor Michigan.
Taylor Michigan by MJTBurning August 8, 2008

taylor jones 

Taylor jones is the kindest most polite boy I the world, he treats everyone with genuen kindness.His smile brightens my day and if you make him smile its like winning the lottery .
taylor jones by oppositegirl May 14, 2015