SittingPrettySlim

The prettiest girl that you would never want to cross or turn your back on. Everybody wants her but few have a chance of being with her. She's loyal, loving & always 100% with you. She can possibly be the best thing that can happen to you.

Is that, that girl SittingPrettySlim from Instagram?

by SittingPrettySlim February 13, 2017

swatting mosquitos

Jerking off really hard in the bathroom.

Did you hear chase swatting mosquitos in the bathroom?

by swat it hard March 2, 2017

Shitting Birth

When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth

Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting

by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017

spitting fudge

When you are past turtle heading a massive shit and it's spraying out of your arse.

Damn it I need to get to a toilet asap I'm spitting fudge here

by Matt Damon young April 16, 2017

Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest

"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"

by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017

sitting on a cheeseburger

When you sit on the face of an ugly guy

"Look I'm not saying he was ugly... but I definitely found myself sitting on a cheeseburger last night."

by Jeff Dalorn June 25, 2017

sitting chair

something kayleigh kuebler won't sit in

i told kayleigh kuebler to sit down and she said that she broke ferry's sitting chair

by cam black April 19, 2018