swifer

A swifer, or sometimes, "swifter", is a fan of the Youtube user Chimneyswift11, famous for making minecraft videos and recently, Elder Scrolls Online videos. This crowd usually contains obnoxious and uneducated 5th graders who enjoy fighting with everyone about everything.

Jim: Hey Bob, are you a swifer?
Bob: No, nobody likes swifers, they're annoying.

by opulentSoup June 9, 2014

Swift

· When you look like you've just left the mall.
· Having on a outfit that eveybody likes.

·New Shirt, New pants, New shoes. New hairdo.

Originated in Florida.

"D*mn bruh you swift as f*ck (today/tonight)"

"Look at (him/her), (she/he) swift."

by YooNation October 29, 2015

Swife

A wife that is separated from her husband, lives apart from the husband, but they are not divorced yet.

The swife refuses to sign the divorce papers!

by The swifer December 27, 2015

swifernifer

A black person who mops the floor

look at the swifernifer

by ctay24 March 15, 2016

Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))

-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!

by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016

Swiffles

Slang for syphilis

She's got the swiffles. He needs his swiffles treated. He caught the swiffles from her.

by m&m smc August 11, 2016

swift denial

Hasty denial of one's actions or words that can cause a surprise or disbelief.

The swift denial of a law enforcement officer on information about a city mayor being involved in drugs has raised the eyebrows of some police and government officials.

by UpiCha December 17, 2016