Sasquatch Stalks

A girl's unshaven hairy legs.

"Girl, spread open 'dem Sasquatch Stalks and lemme nut on 'dat fun hole."

by Sean/Ryan March 10, 2008

Heroic Stalker

A person who tails a person for their protection/personal benefit.

Person 1:Whoa! who is that guy?
Person 2:Looks like you got a Heroic Stalker!

by The Innocent Vigilant Ordinary May 14, 2009

Cross-stalk

To search for, or cyberstalk, someone via a number of different internet search engines and/or social networking sites. For example, stalking someone on FaceBook, MySpace and Google to see what you can find out about them.

I've got a date with that guy tonight, and I haven't had a chance to cross-stalk him yet!

by UltraNatasha May 28, 2009

Facebook Stalker

A mentally ill pathetic idiot who is obsessed with someone else and posts stupid crap on their wall every single fucking day, without giving them air to breathe. Not to mention a like on every picture the stalked posts.

facebook stalker, stalker

by Raven Whore June 24, 2014

Night stalker

When you wake up in the middle of the night furiously tonguing the asshole of your partner.

Man, I woke up the other night doing a mad night stalker on Billy.... he didn’t mind it though.

by BillyReuben000 March 18, 2021

corn stalk

An extermley thing girl, with bristly straight hair, and thing flappy arms. Tend to travel in large groups together for fear of embarassesment of the way they look.

My friend Jim Bob and I were walking through the mall today, and a herd of corn stalks walked right by us. We had to dodge their flappy arms.

"I MET UP WITH THIS CORN STALK THE OTHER DAY AND RIPPED HER IN HALF!!!, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? CAUSE IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!"

"Hey Bill, is that a bunch of girls walkin towards me or has a field of corn stalks uprooted and started smoking camel lights?"

by Ben Peterson October 22, 2007

Facebook stalker (FBS)

someone who stalks your facebook page

Facebook stalker (FBS), Danielle Marchese

by sdndmeodfn231242134 June 18, 2009