Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !
Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?
Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?
Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020
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Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
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by Gitmo911 August 29, 2020
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by NoLockOnTheDoor September 9, 2020
Get the Spork mug.A uroflowmetric position which decreases postvoid auditory energy that is transmitted by longitudinal pressure.
Decreased uroflow parameters can be achieved by submerging the urethral orifice beneath the air-water interface of the toilet.
Decreased uroflow parameters can be achieved by submerging the urethral orifice beneath the air-water interface of the toilet.
by Jong Y Lycklama September 21, 2020
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by Pantyemic October 19, 2020
Get the Snorkeling mug.Similar to Eskimo brothers, but includes receiving an STI/STD and finding out from your buddy they also have the same STI/STD from the same girl.
Alex: Dude Patricia gave me chlamydia.
Luke: dude she gave it to me too!
Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*
Luke: dude she gave it to me too!
Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*
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