Spork

The act of having sexual intercourse with one while in a spooning position.

Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !

Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?

Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?

by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020

Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.

Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.

by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020

Smorkin

smoking on the porch...

Hey girl I see u over there smorkin all alone.

by Gitmo911 August 29, 2020

Spork

When your spooning with a boner.

Hey Ethan, were you and that girl sporking?

by NoLockOnTheDoor September 9, 2020

SNORKELDICKING

A uroflowmetric position which decreases postvoid auditory energy that is transmitted by longitudinal pressure.

Decreased uroflow parameters can be achieved by submerging the urethral orifice beneath the air-water interface of the toilet.

I always clean the toilet before snorkeldicking.

by Jong Y Lycklama September 21, 2020

Snorkeling

The act of another human being surviving from the ejactulation produced by the male penis; usually to conserve

During the pandemic my wife and I survived by snorkeling due to lack of food.

by Pantyemic October 19, 2020

Snorkel twin

Similar to Eskimo brothers, but includes receiving an STI/STD and finding out from your buddy they also have the same STI/STD from the same girl.

Alex: Dude Patricia gave me chlamydia.

Luke: dude she gave it to me too!

Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*

by Billy Joe Jackson December 2, 2020