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Stoked

1. Australian slang term mostly used by young people doing extreme sports eg. Surfing describing to be excited or happy
Florian was stoked when he got barrelled at Kirra!
by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018
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Smoke Me Off

An insult similar to suck me off but with decorative variation and added humour that makes it sound better.
P1: mate you couldn't score in a brothel
P2: shutup you gay
P1: smoke me off
by felixg123 January 12, 2011
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smoke-flirting

the act of flaunting or otherwise trying to make it obvious to another person (or persons) that you smoke in an attempt to open communication with them because you either suspect, or know, that they smoke as well. does not necessarily have to be sexual.
1. I know that my neighbor smokes weed, so I've been smoke-flirting with him. hopefully we can share a bowl or something.
by goldenshaglover September 14, 2010
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smoke take

Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.

A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:

Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
by kavehcito January 26, 2011
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Smoke Scraper

A term reserved for the sexiest, finest looking and most talented women around. Must not be over-used, as the ratio of Smoke Scapers is often low. If a girl is called a smoke scraper she must have a few important details.

Probably a model for some agency, must be at least 5'9, hot and skinny. ridiculous body, can walk into any club in the city they want and knows it. If you with this girl you can usually bulldoze any club door in NYC nightlife.

You will never find a smoke scaper wandering around New Jersey or Hoboken or any bs place. The highest concentrations of Smoke Scapers can be found at lavo, 1oak, ave, SL.
The door is pretty hard to get into but if we pick up these two smoke scapers we can bulldoze this door in seconds.

Lets bring some Smoke Scrapers to the table so we can get bottles all night for FREE.
by DOZER 1 March 5, 2011
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Smoked Trout Salad

A variation on tossing the salad.

The tosser of the salad blows cigar smoke up the asshole of a tossee who has been suffering from explosive diarrhoea until the inevitable explosion happens, leaving the tosser gasping like a fish in the mud.
Despite his irritable bowl syndrome and being imprisoned for sex crimes, Dane was still able to enjoy a Smoked Trout Salad from time to time. Although he was never able to get the smell out of his beard.
by goatofwisdom July 15, 2011
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smoke ass

1. A rump that appears to be superb while fully clothed but who's naked appearance disappoints greatly.

2. The misleading appearance of an attractive rump.
"Dude, Cindy is a total smoke ass. When I got her naked that fine rump turned out to be a pair of soggy flapjacks"
by Jobdon June 30, 2016
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