text stalker

to text someone obsessively and relentlessly, without having any game, to the point of harassment

"Hey Emily, is your text stalker from Lakeland still hounding you?"

by Tim Tom Thomas August 3, 2008

The Stack

The end all, be all of STDs.

The Stack includes all of the following and more:
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Hepatitis A, B twice, C
Gingivitis

The Plague
Impotence
Premature ejaculation
Cancer
Food Poisoning

Osteoporosis
Scurvy

Shrinkage
Small Pox

Anal Leakage/Seepage
Prolonged Lifespan
Aids

Phenylkketonuria(PKU)

Non-consensual Homosexuality

Third testicle (regardless of gender)
Uneven tire wear

Bad sense of direction
Conversion to the church of Gary Busey

Obsessive stamp collecting
Reverse bilingualism
Port-o-potty Specialist

Deviated septum
Slavery
Conversion to Judaism
Nipple lactation

Appreciation for modern art
High interest rates
Weak investment portfolio
Shaq-fu
And it will ruin your credit score.

There is no known cure. If you contract The Stack, do not attempt to kill yourself for it will only anger the disease.

I may have The Stack, but at least I'm still white.

by TheStackPatientZero December 16, 2011

Stacked to the bit

a lot of something, full, plenty of something, chock-full

I'm stacked to the bit with files over here. I can't handle anymore.

Since no one showed up for my party, I'm stacked to the bit with beer.

by Ed8070 June 23, 2008

post-stalking

To stalk somebody over the internet by finding and reading many of their posts on a forum. Usually done by overly curious friends/family members or by admiring fans. It can easily be performed by entering someone's name, e-mail address or username (if it's unique to that person) into a search engine.

Creepy stalker: "You live in Birmingham, right?"
Stalkee: "Woah, how did you know that?"
Creepy stalker: "Oh, I was sorta post-stalking you lolz."
Stalkee: "Wtf. Get a life."

by Michiko I. June 12, 2006

stacking BB's

To engage in a pointless and/or unrewarding task that is often maddening and futile by nature.

Writing that report was about as much fun as stacking BB's.

by TRF January 5, 2008

D-Stack

A term originating in Mississippi that is used to refer to a mans genitalia.

Colin: What's up Rachel.

Rachel: Just shut up and give me the D-Stack.

by TheP0larBear March 16, 2011

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).

"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."

by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009