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Smurfed

When a smurf sneaks up on you and bites you on you're neck.
That's how you get smurfed.
Johnny got smurfed yesterday while trotting through the wilderness.
by rockstar12345678 April 13, 2011
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Smurf

Process of changing the color of one's genitals blue while performing oral sex after the consumption of a blue raspberry slurrpie.
Despite my immediate frustrations with buying her a blue raspberry slurrpie, I was very pleased to see her smurf me upon the completion of her frosty treat.
by Anchordenny's April 25, 2011
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Smurf

Little blue beings from a Belgian comic.
The name in French is "Schtroumpf"; that means "sock" in German. (with another spelling: "Strumpf")
The author says that his comic was not aimed to be communist propaganda though loads of people think it is.

Their reproduction is very mysterious, but they seemed to be made out of clay by humans and taken to the village by a stork when the moon is blue.
The only female of the village was made by the villain of the comic to stir things up in the little community and it actually worked... No comment

They know how to make flutes that make everyone dance.
I'd love to live in the Smurf's village

- What's smurfer than the smurf of my smurf?
- My smurfer's smurf.
by MeliorMelusine November 22, 2011
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Smurfing

When you pick dingle berries out of your lovers asshole while you both mutually masturbate.
Me and my girlfriend tried smurfing last week, I didn't really like it.
by greencat420 July 9, 2011
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Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.
by raptor13fox July 22, 2011
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shurfing

It means doing something disgusting just for the purpose of annoying somebody else.
Stop shurfing be, sicko!
by King Rahahaha Mathers III November 15, 2011
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