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Socially retarded

Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.
guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"

olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say

guy: yeah i know...

olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded
by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021
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social-click

1. pertaining to a group of individuals that feel comfortable enough to include each chosen friend as a status to feel secure by excluding others who they feel are inadequacy, based on judgement of the entire mass.

2. judgmental focus group of peers.

3. self seekers based on logical compromise via click like emotion.

4. a clicking sound of thinking quickly to rule out another speedily.
1. Oh my gosh, Debbie is so down all the time, she's not invited to our "social-click" outside orgy and buffet of promiscuity because she is sad for not being able to have what we got, and that is free love between each other, who are the only ones that offer this type of fornication.

2. He's in but your out of our social click.

3. Your invited but your friend can't come to our social click.
by James_Lesley_Cain January 1, 2014
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Socially Frustrated

A good enough reason to hang out with friends and family during the coronavirus outbreak.
This stupid shelter in place order is so bull crap. No one is sick, the parks are empty, and I want to see my friends. I am just so socially frustrated.
by ToronjaVirus March 21, 2020
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Social Meathead

A person of average to high intelligence who when exposed to a social situation acts with a low intlegence.
I hate it how James acts stupid around his friends, he is such a Social Meathead
by Wiltonburg April 22, 2018
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Bi-social

A questioning stage of bisexuality.

BI-SOCIAL IS A SEXUALITY!!!!!!!
Girl 1: So, who do you like?
Girl 2: I used to like Ben but now I might like Stacie.
Girl 1: So, you are bi?
Girl 2: I am unsure at the moment so I call my bi-social!
by MyManIsSoHotWTF March 9, 2021
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Social Shit

When you’re hella socially awkward but get thrown into the shitstorm of social anxiety within conversations
Person 1: “Welp, I’m too socially awkward to survive out their”

Person 2: “Nah, theirs just too much social shit flying around
by Lord Profit November 11, 2019
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social arbitrage

Social Arbitrage v. (def.)
A collective of individuals usually on social media who come together in a think tank to make educated moves to make small and large profits from stocks, trading, cryptocurrency, etc. for the greater good of all who choose to participate.
Hey man #WallStreetBets just gave us a signal to buy and hold #TRX Tron to boost its value!

Since Robinhood blocked our buying option for GameStop stock we are gonna boost all the decentralized markets with social arbitrage henceforth!
by Damecash January 29, 2021
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