by bleh September 14, 2003
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Also these people frequently feign getting "smashed" at parties by having a single sip of alcohol or a pill like Tylenol. They then critique each other on their level of "drunkness" as if it matters.
Furthermore these people feign intelligence in communal areas such as classrooms or cafes by using non-existent words in order to increase their peer respect.
Also these people frequently feign getting "smashed" at parties by having a single sip of alcohol or a pill like Tylenol. They then critique each other on their level of "drunkness" as if it matters.
Furthermore these people feign intelligence in communal areas such as classrooms or cafes by using non-existent words in order to increase their peer respect.
Example 1:
Person 1: Wow! I just got a free rice crispy treat!
Smasher: What the hell? You know nothing! You have to smash the food to make it taste better!
Example 2:
Person 1: How was your party?
Smasher: Ok. I totally wasn't faking but like Tania was like totally faking. She drank one sip of vodka. I passed out, after I hooked up with Jacov. She didn't! GOT ME?!
Person 1: Wow, you are a retard. Slut.
Example 3: (in classroom)
Instructor: Can someone find an example of a motif in Beowulf?
Smasher: Well, relating it to Vietnam, the main motif of the sword represents, like, the oppression of the POWs by henceforth increasing the said value of capitalism.
Other Smasher: Genius!
Instructor: What. The. Fuck.
Person 1: Wow! I just got a free rice crispy treat!
Smasher: What the hell? You know nothing! You have to smash the food to make it taste better!
Example 2:
Person 1: How was your party?
Smasher: Ok. I totally wasn't faking but like Tania was like totally faking. She drank one sip of vodka. I passed out, after I hooked up with Jacov. She didn't! GOT ME?!
Person 1: Wow, you are a retard. Slut.
Example 3: (in classroom)
Instructor: Can someone find an example of a motif in Beowulf?
Smasher: Well, relating it to Vietnam, the main motif of the sword represents, like, the oppression of the POWs by henceforth increasing the said value of capitalism.
Other Smasher: Genius!
Instructor: What. The. Fuck.
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1. Guy- We were playing Placeball and I smashed my ma's best vase!
2. Guy- Jesus, everyone in Bristol on friday night were absolutely smashed!
3. Guy- Have you seen that crap ad for Smashed Mash potato?
Other guy- Why should I care?
2. Guy- Jesus, everyone in Bristol on friday night were absolutely smashed!
3. Guy- Have you seen that crap ad for Smashed Mash potato?
Other guy- Why should I care?
by Jammers90 July 10, 2007
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To thrust—as hard as physically possible—your partner while having sex (i.e., pussy, anal and mouth).
To thrust—as hard as physically possible—your partner while having sex (i.e., pussy, anal and mouth).
Example I:
Rugged Rod smashed her so hard that her head went through the wall and she couldn’t walk for a few days.
Example II:
Her face got smashed so hard that she couldn't breathe.
Rugged Rod smashed her so hard that her head went through the wall and she couldn’t walk for a few days.
Example II:
Her face got smashed so hard that she couldn't breathe.
by creep guy ie February 22, 2011
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The process by which one engages in intercourse with a consenting partner. Penetration must be aggressive in nature, with animalistic screams and moans present at all times.
Style points are to be added if the female participant (or the receiving partner) yells out mercy during the smash session.
v. tr.
The process by which one engages in intercourse with a consenting partner. Penetration must be aggressive in nature, with animalistic screams and moans present at all times.
Style points are to be added if the female participant (or the receiving partner) yells out mercy during the smash session.
by Roberto Alfredox September 21, 2005
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by liberty September 18, 2003
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Particularly a Greek or Italian Wogs favorite way of "solving" any problem known to mankind
Particularly a Greek or Italian Wogs favorite way of "solving" any problem known to mankind
Wog: Man how i'm supposed to solve this crossword. I know i'll find out who made the crossword and where he lives, go to his house and smash him. Cos if hiz wants to muthafuckin go we'll muthafuckin go
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