Alaskan Salt Shaker

Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.

John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?

Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker

by mistersmith1990 June 8, 2009

Bone shaker

A Bone Shake is when you get a "Shit Cramp" and take a poop that feels like it is ripping the lining of your ass
and it seems to go on forever and when you try to flush it it wont go down due to its massive length. it usualy requires you to break it up with a plunger or that "new" toiolet brush.... Also referd to as a young child around 6 or 7's first bug Dump!!! FOR SYMTOMS SEE: vicious dump.

"Hey Man i left you a boneshaker ha ha ha the plunger is next to the toiolet..... sucks to be you" Or "Mommy, Mommy i made a bone shaker.

by Ross Sukeforth December 11, 2006

shaker

A contrived hand shake between 2 or more people for a photo opportunity.

Photographer: Hey Galway Advertiser social scene here. Would you like to be in the paper?
Ray:Ya Ya hold on and I get the brother as well.
Griff:Shaker Ray shaker.
The two brothers shake hands and smile for the camera in congratulatory style.
Ray: Now one more shaker with the wife.

by Super Fontaner December 20, 2013

Shakespearring

A single earring sported in tribute to the famed playwright.

My Shakespeare professor wears a gold Shakespearring.

by Nacho Treadwheels March 10, 2009

shakeed

a spanish retard

what the hell are you doing you shakeed!?

by sannvann July 28, 2011

shake a baby

Physical reaction to an annoying behavior, resulting in death from aggressive shaking.

Dude, that bitch ran into my car. Ima bout to shake a baby.

by Shakababymasta May 13, 2012

shake the hand of the unemployed

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.

Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.

by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013