scatter laughs

Scatter laughs is when you laugh at something, think about it again and laugh again, then think about it again and laugh again.

Person 1: damn, your scatter laughs are interrupting class!

Person 2: fuck off

by soph_2121 September 19, 2023

scatmanjohnning

Scatmanjohnning is the act of serial defecating, ejaculating, urinating and vomiting on or in groceries. Scatmanjohnning can also be performed using a syringe to hide the body substances in the groceries.

Some Scatmanjohns for example stole the hazelnut spread from a local grocery store and filled the glass with feces to hide their crime.

Willy: "Hey, Harold, have you heard of the scatmanjohnning incident of yesterday?"
Harold: "Oh, you mean the guy that replaced the milk with cum?"
Willy: "Yeah, exactly that. Horrible, isn't it?"
Harold: "Scatmanjohnning becomes a bigger threat every day, it seems."

by pussie slayer September 21, 2023

Scatting

Originating from a subgenre of jazz, scat singing, or scatting, is a form of singing based on wordless vocal sounds that are improvised to melodies.

'Friday night funkin' is a music based game, with scatting in place of lyrics.'

by FunctionDisruption October 8, 2023

Scatfish

When you think you are about poop, but nothing comes out.

"I thought I had to poop but I was scatfished"

by BigBeige December 12, 2023

scathing lunatic

A person who says aggressive, indecent vulgar language atothers to make themselves better.

Your a scathing lunatic, you should look in the mirror at your own faults.

by junior9561 December 20, 2023

scattergat

Slang term for a shotgun due to the fact that the buckshot scatters out into a large pattern. The term encompasses any and all shotguns regardless if pump action or semi automatic

Them fools tried to pull a home invasion on me but I ended it quickly with the scattergat

by Dj Mikey Fingaz January 5, 2024

Scatazoo

A play on words with more emphasis on the Italian word "statazit" -

Scatazoo encompasses more meanings, almost like a word to wave off frustration in a discussion.

"Hey Noah, it's 3am let's head down to Fox woods!"

"Agh, Scatazoo Joe. I don't think that's such a good idea...."

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(Joe has a $500 wager on the New England Patriots encompassing his entire savings)

"Oh boy, Joe! The Colts are driving down the field pretty easy here......"

"Scatazoo David, okay! Scatazoo!!"

by Cal422 January 22, 2024