Cold Spoon

Noun, a method of torture in which a metal spoon is extracted from liquid nitrogen after 5 minutes of cooling and is inserted violently into the torturee's anus.

He wouldn't talk until we gave him ye ol' Cold spoon

by FredDePieGuy October 4, 2017

spoon

the act genital to genital interaction without intercourse.

ie.
Penis to Ass while sleeping or laying in bed.

by alyssa January 1, 2004

spoon dexter

A person who has done something stupid and needs mocking

'Ha Derek got hit by a train, what a spoon dexter'

by Joe July 2, 2004

Peanut Butter Spoon

A pro police "normalization" information-campaign centered around Donut Operator, a moderately popular youtuber and streamer who is sometimes funny. The objective is to have a pro police voice, who appeals to young men who are interested in video games, skating, and fire arms (demographics 10-25), to try and keep the common narrative from becoming too anti police, in the wake of the increasing volume of anti police rhetoric that exists on the internet. It is probably a ratio of 90% normal youtube type content, with 10% of the more divisive elements slipped in. I still think you're cool Donut.

Peanut Butter Spoon, donuts a slipperly loon

by 034-83 September 19, 2020

spooned

When someone shoves a spoon up your ass, even if you don't want them to.

BRO WTF!!! Why would you spoon me... I liked it tho ;)

i just got spooned baby ;)

by Mehole6789 December 13, 2019

Spoonerisms

Coined from the late great Do-Shua Jick-Sun III, a term that relates to any anecdote or act performed by an individual who continues to pursue or pester an individual. The acts tend to be related to feelings of unrequited love, wherein the individual would exert extreme or obsessive behaviour towards an uninterested in individual.

Robin: Uh oh, he asked me to go on cam again and to flash my gooch :(

Josh: Yet another one of his crazy Spoonerisms right that. Sorry to hear this.

Dan: LULZ.

by Snorlax's Friend Sposhjewnar May 30, 2010

tactical spoon

When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.

John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"

by N-gu October 9, 2008