sock drawer surprise

When you find your mothers dildo.

I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.

by Dub's May 12, 2016

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.

Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.

by Dunkeroo November 29, 2019

Baked potato surprise

When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister

I did the baked potato surprise yesterday

by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019

Red velvet surprise

When a male/female licks a menstruating woman’s anus and period blood has seeped down to it.

-Bro, Jessica gave me a red velvet surprise last night...
-that’s why I only eat ass with the lights on.

by Sharpsean October 12, 2020

The Element of Surprise

when writing (normally in a book) or a film/movie has the reader/audience surprised by an action or a fact

They were relying on the element of surprise to win the game.

by BALOPER February 4, 2021

jelly ball surprise

When you're having sex with a girl who is on her period and you cum inside her hard enough to cause her to queef out a jelly red ball of slime back at the ejaculator

Last night me and Patricia were getting it on and she told me not to use a condom because she's on her period. It was awesome, but jokes on me because she gave me the good ole Jelly ball surprise once I finished with her, I felt like I was being born again

by Skankkhunt42 April 28, 2021

Jimbo Slice Surprise

A series of events in the following order:
1) Smashing a girl lumber jack style
2) You nut in her belly button

3) Take your axe to shave your chest hair
4) Sprinkle the chest hair into her cum filled belly button
5) Yell "surprise biatch"

Guy 1: It's so tough finding freaky girls that are into hairy guys.
Guy 2: You should meet my friend Lexis she loves getting the Jimbo Slice Surprise !

by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021