by adam and zack September 04, 2007
by James Cook August 31, 2006
A sex act performed during mediocre and depressing congress where one partner at the last minute produces a hidden dildonic device such as a godemiche or olisbos with the intent of stimulating their partner enough to compensate for the previous lack of skill.
Connie, not getting the usual response from performing a blumpkin and concerned about re-election, attempted to stimulate the constituents anus with a previously hidden vibrating George Bush buttplug. Sufficiently October Surprised, the constituent ejaculated all over Connie's face, ensuring 4 more years of hard core unforgiving fissure tearing ass pounding. God bless America.
by jigoku February 13, 2008
This is when a man spits on a womans back right before he ejaculates. The woman will think the spit is the semen and will turn around, and this is when the man actually cums on her face and surprises her.
by Tyler DaMan May 21, 2008
the act of covering your penis with poo then when a girl near you yawns u quickly stick your weiner in her mouth and then run...hitnrun, caramel surprise......unforgiveable
Matt:yo anthony i was chillin with jenna up in ottawa and i gave her a caramel surprise she couldnt breathe....
Anthony:was it unforgiveable?
Jennas brother:Matt im gonna kick the shit out of you!
Alex:im hard
Mitch:mu-hele hele?
Anthony:was it unforgiveable?
Jennas brother:Matt im gonna kick the shit out of you!
Alex:im hard
Mitch:mu-hele hele?
by mattownslife February 21, 2008
by frijole January 21, 2008
**The act of an anglo gentleman having his way with his african american wifes cat. She arrives home and gets mother f*#!&^n pissed and throws his white ass out in the snow.
** himalyan surprise, see above
by sophie sinister August 12, 2009