Shipmate Discount

When 2 or more sailors go out on liberty in a foreign port and the drunkest sailor buys the hookers and in the morning realizes how much he spent and asks his buddies for some of the money back. Never all of it.

Jay got hammered last night in Hong Kong and bought us all hookers. Then he had the nerve to ask for some money the next morning saying he was giving us the shipmate discount.

by Sir-Nasty February 26, 2010

shipwrecked

The point of intoxication where ones state of mind makes them believe that they are actually in the movie pirates of the caribbean

dude i was so shipwrecked last night when someone said wheres the rum, i actually thought i was in pirates of the caribbean

by i cant think of a name February 20, 2009

shipple

verb - A term used to describe the act of rearranging breasts within a bra to achieve or regain nipple alignment.

Origin - Combination of "shift" and "nipple."

"Please excuse me, I need to shipple, they're facing different directions again."

"Everyone can see you shippling!"

by lexthegeek December 26, 2008

shipping

The act of pairing any two characters together. Lonely people do this to try to suppress their own loneliness. It usually leads to making terrible fan art.

"Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are friends, they should date!" - a deviantard
"i love shipping narutoXgoku cuz i no they wuld b a gr8 couple and theyr hot"
- another deviantard

by Peskyplumber November 20, 2011

shipmate

Term used to call a person or a group of people that share a fictional or real ship with you.

-Hey Mary, do you ship Olicity?
- of course I do!
- That's cool, Hannah. Now we are shipmates for life!

by fangurl88 March 11, 2016

Shipwreck

When you take a dump so big, the shit comes out the of the water and smacks you in the back of the nuts, leaveing a nice big brown spot.

After all you can eat chili night, I had a shipwreck the size of the titanic

by o FeaR VeNoM o June 14, 2009

Shipoke

A person who sticks his nose into other people's business just looking for trouble.

My little brother knew I had my girlfriend in my room and wanted privacy but that little shipoke came barging in anyway.

by Smokeybeariam June 11, 2010