Self harmicidal

A state of depression so severe that it produces an excess of extreme hatred and typically directionless anger as well as urges to hurt/kill both both themselves and others. A combination of wanting to self harm and being homicidal.

Person 1: Hey bro how are you?

Person 2: I feel horrible; society sucks, people suck, and life in general sucks! I want to cut my wrists and die but I also wanna just stab anyone who dares come close to me!

Person 1: Damn dude you should get some help before you do something you'll regret! You've become full on self harmicidal!

by Sad Vampire Slug December 15, 2017

Self-docked

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.

Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!

by Cock shot king February 2, 2018

Self-Declared Fag

When someone uses the word “fag,” many have a hard time understanding whether they mean “annoying/Harley Davidson rider” or “gay.” Self-Declared Fag is a phrase invented to help distinguish between the two. A Self-Declared Fag is one who has come out of the closet and is openly homosexual. A Self-Declared Fag is not ashamed of it, while a normal fag is insulted by it.

“Bro when is that fag on the Harley gonna get a haircut”?

“My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!

by Bouquet July 3, 2018

Self-Sexualization

When someone is sexually attracted to themselves.

That gym rat who checks himself out all the time is an example of self-sexualization

by Chorbashi March 12, 2018

self-dare

noun
mass noun

1The practice of taking action by putting oneself in a position of facing fears in order to preserve or improve one's own health.

‘autonomy to self-dare in order to create an environment of one's growth’

1.1 Taken from Oxford Dictionary definition of self-care: 'The practice of taking an active role in protecting one's own well-being and happiness, in particular during periods of stress by facing one's own fears and pushing boundaries.'

I self-dare whenever I need to make a decision that scares me but that I know will eventually lead to personal growth.

by Corazonne May 16, 2018

Self-launching

The act of fooling oneself,playing yourself or setting yourself up for failure.

My friend is studying for a test that he’s writing the following day but he is busy catching up on social media therefore he is self-launching.setting himself up for failure

by Yogie_1108 August 21, 2018

self-crunchious

the awkward feeling when you are eating something very crunchy in a crowded but very quiet room

It is too quiet in here to eat carrots. It makes me feel self-crunchious.

by hmcdesq October 11, 2018