Rule 99

Every video of Russia is always dreary on top, white on bottom and something smacks into something else. Occasionally if you're lucky you'll see something explode.

OP never said this was from Russia, because of Rule 99 we all just knew.

by SubbyG February 17, 2013

1st Rule Of Tumblr

The 1st Rule Of Tumblr Is, Your Facebook Friends Should Never Know About Your Tumblr

Person A: "Dude My Fb Friends Keep Postin Dumb Shit All Over My Dashboard."
Person B: "Dude, 1st Rule Of Tumblr"

by The Guy In The Silver Shorts October 14, 2011

Rule #4

Rule #4 is a rule that states you must respect women at all time, and you must never pressure them with unwanted romantic advances. It is used to keep lacrosse players everywhere off the shit list

Chad: "grabs chicks ass at a party"
Brad: bro what are you doing!? Rule #4 bro!
Chad: holy shit bro I'm so sorry your right, rule #4
Chad: I'm sorry that I disrespected your personal space Jill, please forgive me

by SadFart64 October 1, 2019

Peer Pressure Rule

this rule stipulates that if 3 different people tell you to do something within a 1-hour period, you must do it.

rule is void if physical coercion is used during the same period or the preceding 15 minutes.

#1: Todd, chug this beer.

Todd: No

#2 (5 minutes later): Todd, chug this.

Todd: No

#3 (1 minute later): Todd, chug this.

Todd: hell no

#3: Peer Pressure rule, you have to.

Todd: damn.

by ucsd triton eye 123 November 12, 2009

Allen's Rule of Light and Dark

when you are in a room inside a house with the lights on, one cannot see outside however those outside can see in.

-Night is the perfect time to stalk people inside their homes for Allen's Rule of Light and Dark allows you to see in, and they not be able to see you
- Allen's Rule of Light and Dark sucks because i cannot see if anyone is looking at me from outside. I must turn the lights off to see outside

by herman cain2012 October 13, 2011

10 second rule

A variation on the "5 second rule" and "3 second rule", this term is mostly employed by street vagrants, or those who cannot stoop over to retrieve their food in less than 5 seconds.

Uuh... I can't bend that fast.
Oh, well. 10 second rule.

by fetusboy September 25, 2005

Ja Rule

Ja Rule, hip hop culture's whipping boy and worst rapper of all time. His name is used to define any situation in which you are going to get super trashed, feel like you have been "a little too fucked up" or got the short end of the stick.

OR

When you're street racing for pinks and you lose, but still expect some booty from Monica afterward.

"Fuck dude, I got a little too Ja Ruled at the party. I had to fucking peace early."

"Get Ja'd bitches"

"Those kids really Ja'd me on the deal."

"MOOOONNNNIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!"

by Urban Dictionary December 9, 2008