Religion: The classification of large scale communicable diseases that tends to affect people in the IQ range between 1 - 69 (rare cases exist in which it can propagate in minds above 69 IQ). The symptoms are classified by a widespread grandiose delusion, psychosis (losing the ability to differentiate what is real and not), unwarranted hostility, social isolation, megalomania, and often violence.

We all have the cure its just a matter of it being widely available, currently a vaccine(intelligence) is in production but it seems we will have a lifelong pandemic to account for.

We can only hope that the vaccine doesn't run out before a resurgence of this pathogen...

"Insert any religion" throughout time has had the unfortunate side-effect to turn countrymen against one another, nations against each other, and even has the ability to tear families apart.

by The Voice of Reason and Logic January 18, 2012

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1)That one boy/girl you can always call when you're in the mood for sex.

2)The same old tactic that's been serving a sports team well.

3)That one show which always ranks high on the seasonal Nielsen rankings.

1) Person A: Damn, being single is a bitch. It's been too long ago since I got laid....your single too, how do you cope?

Person B: Ha, well I don't have problems in that department! I can always depend on my old reliable in such situations.

2) The Hack-A-Shaq: probably the most used tactic against Shaquille O'Neal, though it's still quite useful after all these years.

3) ER for NBC(well they used to be), 60 Minutes for CBS, Dancing with the Stars for ABC.....all shows who'll surely draw millions of viewers every year.

by Ambrosalys January 4, 2009

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