OMG YOUR SUCH A PROCTER
by Lone19202020 June 28, 2008
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2. She's not really my friend, she's just a procrastimate for when I don't want to mark essays.
2. She's not really my friend, she's just a procrastimate for when I don't want to mark essays.
by Pieter R December 12, 2007
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printable alternative to asshole. Takes adjectival proctomorphic and adverbial proctomorphically forms,can be used on the record in open court.
"Has my learned opponent ever considered, in his entire proctomorphic existence, that the prosecution's burden of proof might extend beyond 'everybody knows the defendant is guilty'?"
by Marian Neudel January 18, 2004
Get the proctomorph mug.The state of being engrosed in a certain video game to the point of being physically and mentaly unable to leave the game.
Mom: Come down for dinner tommy.
Tommy:Snarl,snorf,gnash...Not now...tommy in state of proclichay,ug, drool.
Mom:ok, maybe later.
Tommy:Snarl,snorf,gnash...Not now...tommy in state of proclichay,ug, drool.
Mom:ok, maybe later.
by Fatballer November 11, 2008
Get the proclichay mug.The act of delaying a shit purely due to laziness or lack of willingness to get up.
This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
"Man, I was bursting for a shit, but I was watching TV so I just procraptinated for a bit."
"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
by Whilding87 June 7, 2007
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common term amongst skateboarders used when someone takes a very long time to land a trick.
common term amongst skateboarders used when someone takes a very long time to land a trick.
justin: i can't believe it's taking me so long to grind this rail!
mark: dude, you've been trying this for 2 hours, stop procrastiskating you're waisting my film!!
mark: dude, you've been trying this for 2 hours, stop procrastiskating you're waisting my film!!
by markysharky November 29, 2007
Get the procrastiskating mug.The act of running away from revision or an important deadline by becoming passionately interested in something which would normally be boring. Usually induced by a combination of stress and the internet.
"I shouldn't have gone on Wikipedia - I got a procrascination for the moons of Jupiter and now I've got to write fifteen thousand words on the Spanish civil war by tomorrow."
"I failed my degree because I developed a procrascination for finding the optimal way to use the golden mushroom in Mario Kart 64."
"I failed my degree because I developed a procrascination for finding the optimal way to use the golden mushroom in Mario Kart 64."
by Autonova April 25, 2010
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