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Horny Police

Internet users who are not police who are horny bur rather people who police horny people
Guy:*comments on tweet thirsting for girl*
Horny Police: go to horny jail *bonks guy*
by gunguything October 3, 2022
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catfish police

Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)
2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.
by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018
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police

I hate minorsoh wait the police exists
by 5minutecrafts April 29, 2024
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Police on police crime

She had called the police on the off duty police officer and his accomplice when they broke in her house and attacked the guy inside. Police were cracking down on police on police crime.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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Ophelia, call the police

A scene from the 2019 movie, "Us", where a smart home speaker is unhelpful when asked to call police.
Person 1: "Ophelia, call the police!"
Ophelia: "Sure, playing Fuck The Police, by N.W.A"
Music: "Fuck the police coming straight from the underground."
by smolmua October 31, 2020
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Police

*the police arrive*

well well well, if it isnt my tax dollars
by DraftDraft July 26, 2022
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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