Pokémon

For people that exist this game is a reminder of the fact that anything can be a waifu or husbando

My favorite Pokémon to marry is….. all of them

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

PokeMonkies

A member of a cult that is centred around Pokemon Unite. They usually play Pokemon Unite together and always recommend this game to everyone they know.

A PokeMonkies once said, "Weather forecast is showing signs of Pokemon Unite type of day"

by I_AFK_At_Base January 30, 2023

Pokémon Card

A useless piece of cardboard that people pay $10,000+ for.

Pokémon cards are cards with foil in them.

I paid ten thousand dollars for this piece of cardboard called a Pokémon card.

by imachingchong January 31, 2023

Peemounties

The tip of the beard of a mountain climber.

“Nice peemounties” “thanks I’ve been growing it out.”

by Lalex March 4, 2023

Pokémon

That one amazing franchise i wasted all my money and childhood. If you play this for a living, you will get no bitches.

Sean: "Wow bro you wasted your childhood on Pokémon too?"
John: "Yeah, doesn't everyone?"
Sean: "Fuck it, I suppose everyone does- OMFG SHINY EEVEE FHJHFHJHFJHJFHJHFJHF"

by DisJointFever09 December 12, 2022

Pokemon Dimana Kamu

Meaning in Malay/Indonsialan : Pokemon where are you?
Meaning in Thai : Pokemon (Pikachu) squeezes lime to kill snake.

It's in the lyrics of a well known Indonesian kids song which took the music from Dikir Puteri by Idris Noraniza. The Thais misheard as above and became a meme/joke for years.

Pokemon Pokemon Dimana Kamu = โปเกม๊อน โปเกม่อน บีบมะนาวฆ่างู

by Shiine-1 January 10, 2023

Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023