inki pinki plonki

When the the:
Daddy bought a donkey.
Donkey die.
Daddy cry.

Farmer alpha: “that new ass I bought passed away lass night.”
Farmer beta: “Hmm. Sounds like a real, ‘inki pinki plonki’ type situation.”

by Gibham January 1, 2024

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Walk the plank

A phrase that is used for a person who has or is fully fucked the fuck up with no get back.

Me: send me a dick pic

You: for sure

Me: WTF is this, are you playing?? I've eaten bigger jelly beans. Fuck that, walk the plank

by QueenyOmygodess June 23, 2024

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When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs

Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn

by arcanev4 February 21, 2025

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Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

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"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"

by mm 9 September 22, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

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