fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.

It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.

by funny fellas January 16, 2014

Lee Pee

Can be used however you want.

Her: I can’t go out tonight.
Him: “That Lee Pee”

Him: I never finished our lab.
Him: Lee Pee asf...

by Oof66616903 April 26, 2019

Pee relief

When you have to pee so bad and you finally make it to the toilet especially when it is just in time and your about to relieve yourself in your pants or panties

- I have to pee so bad rn

- pee relief is the best!

by Anonymous girl 1222 December 24, 2018

Pee Cock

Peeing on your own penis sitting down because you are bricked up

Boy 1: Ew, why do you you smell so bad?
Boy 2: I got the Pee Cock
Boy 1: Pea cock? The bird?
Boy 2: No you nincompoop, PEE-COCK

by Gdbrbdiodje February 19, 2022

Pee Pod

A urinal

Wait up! I gotta hit up a pee pod!!

by Smafdaddy August 17, 2016

Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.

Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself

by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020

pee rag

a pee rag is someone beyond a piss wipe; they exhibit piss wipe behaviours on another level.

You are an absolute pee rag.

by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021