Deja Poo

When you take a dump and recognize food in it that you ate a few days ago.

Dude, I just had a Deja Poo. I haven't eaten corn for like three days!

by iwritestuffnigga September 6, 2009

poo tea

when you don't flush the loo after pooing and the floating poo brews a lovely brown tea with the loo water.

Gasp! I forgot to flush the bog but oo what a bonus I've brewed some lovely poo tea! anyone for a cuppa..what about you, Vicar?

by Turniphead May 22, 2006

Jizzy Poo

placing jizz on a fresh poop.

When excurting fecal matter; masturbate penis and once your about to jizz point penis head down toward shit and squirt and you got you a jizzy poo.

by Sucks ma rod April 23, 2009

Poo Pee

That small amount of piss that you can feel in your bladder, but it won't come out the conventional way. Your only choice is to sit down and release it in a few forced squirts at a time, all while causing a bowel movement.

Damn, I need to piss with effort, but it'll move my bowels. This is gonna be a poo pee session.

by SadSongsAreSilly August 11, 2017

Poo eater

A person who enjoys eating poo.

Mr. Phetz, of twitter dot com fame, is a poo eater.

by WinnersUseDrugs September 10, 2012

poo check

The act of a girl checking whatever has just been pulled out of her ass (dildo, cock, fingers, etc) for any poo residue before she places said object into her mouth. Frequently combined with an ATM or A2M.

Dude, it was so cool last night! I pulled my cock from Jill's ass and she didn't even perform a poo check before puting it in her mouth and blowing me!

by Bangboy March 14, 2007

poo radley

taking a shit and then realizing that judging shit on its colour alone is wrong.

'yo, i just saw a mockingbird take a shit.'
'that wasn't a shit, that was a poo radley'

by uncle tav February 2, 2008