phatty

a large cannabis cigaret

me and timmy sparked up a phatty last night

by XtheOG June 14, 2016

Patty Cake

When two dudes simultaneously fuck a girl from both ends while also playing patty cake.

"Bro, that was a mean patty cake session we had last night."

by Poise King February 16, 2019

Pattycakes

To flirt with a girl in a childish manner

"Dude, Mikes busy playing Pattycakes with his girlfriend again"

by G Deputy December 4, 2007

Patty Mayonaise

A sexual maneuver performed by slapping the ass of one's sexual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her vagina.

Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion

Skeeter attempted to give BeeBee a "Patty Mayonaise" but her dad walked in and kicked him out of Bluffington. I guess Skeeter will settle for a Patty. He is blue.

by jizzy joe August 8, 2007

platypus-vagina blumpkin

The origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. Dr L Funkenstein of New York's Blumpkin Institute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of Australia. While taking a squat in the creeks of Australia and being serviced by their significant other the vaginal lips became enlarged and turned blue because of the coldness of the water. This resembled the bill of the duck billed platypus. Hence the name platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Uch tat nich far platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Translation from Aboriganee: Holy shit, look at the size of that platypus-vagina blumpkin.

by Niggity Nate August 10, 2006

Phatty Phat

super funky kewl

that movie was Phatty Phat

by paul paul June 24, 2003

Patty

A massive cunt with a tiny head and funny face. Likes to think shes prettier than other girls and talk shit about them out of jealousy. Patty also has fake tits and her body is shaped like the letter P, perfect for a punk ass bitch.

Wow have you seen Patty? She looks like a factory defect barbie doll.

by free69dagoat June 12, 2019