When a female is allergic to peanut butter and gives you consent to cover you’re penis in peanut butter so when you “stick it in” she swells up, creating a perfectly tight hole.
“Dude... have you ever tried donkey punching you’re girl? it’s great!”
“No my girls allergic to peanut butter, so I can do a good old peanut butter fuck instead, it feels the same it just lasts a hole lot longer!”
“No my girls allergic to peanut butter, so I can do a good old peanut butter fuck instead, it feels the same it just lasts a hole lot longer!”
by Ben. G. September 22, 2019
Get the Peanut butter fuck mug.In the bedroom: Her vagina is the "peanut butter" whereas her anus is the "chocolate". It is fine to get some peanut butter in her chocolate but not the other way around. "Chocolate in the peanut butter" is this unfortunate state.
Usage outside of the bedroom:
Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.
Usage outside of the bedroom:
Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.
"Oh no, I got chocolate in the peanut butter."
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"
by logicmoo January 16, 2018
Get the Chocolate in the peanut butter mug.When a man covers his penis in peanut butter and then fucks a girl in the ass. She then shits over his dick and eats the combination of shit and peanut butter
by Sayyes to satan March 2, 2011
Get the Reeses peanut butter fuck mug.by Andy155 September 1, 2006
Get the Peanut mug.sweaty man sack, sporty testicals.
often used by child molesters and homosexuals to describe a yearning for sexy time man explosions.
spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say penis but still say peanuts)
often used by child molesters and homosexuals to describe a yearning for sexy time man explosions.
spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say penis but still say peanuts)
"umm, i just love salty peanuts"
"anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?"
or yelled at the bar "SALTY PEANUTS!!!"
"anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?"
or yelled at the bar "SALTY PEANUTS!!!"
by 6IXTY 1NE September 8, 2008
Get the salty peanuts mug.When a guy takes his dick and sticks it into jar or peanut butter puts the peanut butter back into the cupboard. Then sticks his dick in the girls pooper. Then the girl licks off everything!
"hey baby want to do the peanut butter cup tonight"
"you know how hard that would be to get the peanut butter out of my ass"
=D
"you know how hard that would be to get the peanut butter out of my ass"
=D
by MetalPheonix January 5, 2008
Get the Peanut Butter Cup mug.When a man takes a laxative and then poops diarrhea into a womans vagina while she is on her period, and then has sex with her.
by Daeric May 9, 2008
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