Dilly P

A man with the biggest peener and has many women who want to have sex with him

Bro “Dilly P” is so cool I wish I was him

by DillyP161 August 13, 2020

Megan P

Megan P is such a small cunt who thinks she knows everything

Megan P think she knows everything

by Chad is da best September 22, 2020

m/p

means meet or pass. it’s when you ask someone if they would meet (kiss) or pass (not) another person.

hey rob, m/p emma.
oh meet definitely. she’s some beour.

m/p kevin.
pass. state of him.

by ireland slang October 17, 2020

William p

When you agressively grasp the tip of a mans penis and twist until he screams much like the titty twister only different

That guy hit me in the dick and so i gave him a william p

by Clifford the big red asshole November 22, 2017

Tp&p

"Tissue paper and porn" i.e. a man's way of saying he giving up on woman's and staying single

Nope i don't date it TP&P for me can do with out the headaches.

by Oldmannomas February 18, 2018

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

joseph p

A dude that is lit as fuck and can do any thing when he put his mind to it he also hates schook and his teacher

Wow do yoy know joseph p he is lit

by FaZeRain83 January 19, 2017