Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.
A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
by ahbissofuckia July 16, 2009
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lax owned

variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.
Get lax owned you noob.

I just lax owned you.
by Lax17 October 06, 2010
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owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.
"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"
by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 03, 2018
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Own

Synonymous to "don't".
Girl 1: Why did he break up with you?

Girl 2: I own know, I always treated him right and I never cheated in him, I own know, for real.

Mother: What do you want for lunch?
Son: I own care, whatever we've got in da fridge.
by Skrtgangster June 03, 2018
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Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut

A slur used most commonly on discord used in its whole form "Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut" meaning a black slut who has sexual relationships with his family.

Commonly used on egirls or edaters who were exposed
by Mikehall Jacksun May 23, 2025
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dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.
"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
by Fizar June 12, 2020
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When you start to believe the hype about yourself: arrogant superiority.
That dude is acting like he all that. He's getting high on his own supply!
by chillbilly* May 26, 2024
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