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FBI OPEN UP 

when your boyfriend rams you out of nowhere.
"FBI OPEN UP" *proceeds to ram pussy*
FBI OPEN UP by ihatedylanlmao December 31, 2018

fly is open 

When a woman see ur bulge appear caus its so big the zipper between the pants fails to zip itself.
Stephen was doing a project with Sally. She told him to come closer, until both thighs touched each other. Stephen's underwear couldnt hold the large cock he had so he opened his fly and jerked out a bit. His cock came flying out and Sally could see a huge blue bulge between the black pants. She trolled him by sitting on Stephen. She felt the head of the penis and let out a moan.She felt his cock twitch sideways and whispered to him seductively, "I want you on me later." At the end of class, one of his classmates saw something and told him that his fly is open. He blushed. He ran to the unisex toilets and banged open the door. There, on the cold tiles, Sally, wearing a thong was jerking out. "Daddy, you take so long" she said. She went over to me and pulled my pants while I unclipped her bra. They were jigging up and down. I gave them both a peck and she returned the favour by ripping my boxers full of pre-cum since class and licking all of it. She took off my shirt and rubbed it against her pussy, making me as hard as I could get. But now we needed lube caus my dick was dry but she mixed her saliva with her love juice and made my 6' ready for insertion. We made out for a few minutes while I inserted a few fingers in her soggy pussy until it was time I made her orgasm. My dick and I were excited. I began, faster and faster until her moans were so loud it became screams for a second and then all her love juices came onto my face as I pulled out and licked it all.

new orleans open sesame

N./V. the act of having one's lover or friend deficate, urinate, vomit, and/or ejaculate into the end of a crocodile mile(a slip and slide with a kid pool at the end), then sliding down, head first, with a wide open mouth, ready to enjoy all the tasty goodness.
Jon always begged me to take a dump in the crocodile mile, I had no idea he was gonna do a new orleans open sesame.

soft open relationship 

when a couple are in an open relationship, but one of the couple is the more active participant in sexual activity, or is the only person sexually active with other ppl
That is Bill and Mary, they are in a Soft Open Relationship. He mostly does all the sexual activity, but she watches, and sometimes joins in on the sex

Cracking open a cold one with the boys 

When you drink, typically beer or some other alcoholic beverage, with the boys and have a good time.
"Hey, you able to hang out this weekend?"
"Sure, we'll be Cracking open a cold one with the boys."

hit the open man 

Hit the open man is a session wherein there is one less smoking device being used in the session than there are smokers in the session. It is called hit the open man because when you are done your toke, you pass your pipe/joint/bong to whoever it is in the session without a smoking device, resulting in efficient and quick stonage.

However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
If we play hit the open man, we will all get really high.