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oh my lanta 

A way of expressing surprise or astonishment. Used in place of phrases including "Oh my God!" or "Oh my Lord!," so as not to offend anyone by "using the Lord's name in vain."

Origin: Mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. Thus, "My" tends to lead into "Lanta" rather smoothly.
"Did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?"
"OH my LANTA are you SERIOUS?!"
oh my lanta by suitesuitesuite April 6, 2009
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Oh James 

The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!
"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."
Oh James by Zack February 27, 2004
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oh lordy 

An exclamation of surprise, confusion or happiness.
The origin of the term is disputed yet many believe it stems from the opening verse of Steppenwolf's 'The Pusher'
*a man is confronted by a mischievous bullfrog*......'Oh lordy'
*after purchasing a single shot at a bar, a double shot is somehow decanted*....'Oh lordy'
*after insufflating a sizable amount of controled narcotics*.....'Oh lordy'
oh lordy by Dr. Hardardi September 16, 2013

oh shizzle

slang term used in the place of oh shit
oh shizzle! i lost my favorite pen!

oh shizzle! the condom broke!!!
oh shizzle by krysanne January 8, 2009

Oh fudge 

A phrase made popular by the movie "A Christmas Story". The main character, Ralphie, yelled it, followed by his narrating adult voice adding, "only I didn't say fudge."

Oh Billy 

A general exclamation, demonstrating mostly dismay or displeasure with a situation. See also Fuck a pig with a stick
*as your car flies off a cliff* OH BILLY!
Oh Billy by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

Oh my heck 

A hilarious phrase that is not supposed to be funny, but actually meant to be a G-rated exclamation of surprise or amazement used by LDSers (aka Mormons).
One Mormon girl to another Mormon girl:
"Oh my heck! You're having another baby! That's 14 now isn't it! Joseph Smith would be proud"
Oh my heck by funwithc4 March 1, 2009