making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

Meat Masher

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.

I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday

by AAustinMega October 2, 2019

Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.

For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"

by Yermy May 11, 2020

Manhattan Mashed Potato

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.

My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

dirty mashael

Is a very beautiful woman with very high intellect.A dirty Mashael is known to be well-rounded and attractive

Man: Wow she’s smart and pretty
Woman:She’s such a dirty Mashael

by 12162004 June 6, 2020

Purple Mash

An app with loads of TRASH games in and it's a rlly good food that your teacher stuffs in your laptop and that's how the app pops up in it.

Ok class we will be playing some Purple Mash on the laptop!
*stuffs a whole load of purple mash in the laptops*

by YEEEEEYeyeyeYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE August 30, 2020

Dani mash

Coolest person ever. Most bestest dancer and knows how to hip pop😀. Everyone wants to be her and be as talented to be able to break ur shower door...

I wish I was as cool as Dani mash

by Kingsley gribble November 11, 2020