mega fap

When you fap so hard your dick bleeds

I mega faped and it hurt but felt good

by Giamt anus alex December 15, 2017

Mega Ass Fagot

Justin Marricini

Justin Marricini is a Mega Ass Fagot

by rhino5505 April 24, 2018

mega zooted

To be so fucking high that zooted is out of the question. To use more than 100% of your brain in all aspects. To be so immensely high that you can feel every single particle that exists in your physical form

Colby- dude you were zooted yesterday
You- nah dude, I was fuckin MEGA ZOOTED

by GTESUS May 11, 2018

Mega thot

A thot that has surpassed all the other thots with her thotness ( not in a good way)

-Hey Big tikli look at that mega thot
-Oh geez she is a over level 5 thot

by BigTikli April 13, 2018

Mega Nigger

A man of African descent who is either over 7.2 or has very large muscles.

"Wow, that nigger has extremely large muscles! Is he a Mega Nigger perhaps?"

by Spunkmun May 30, 2018

Mega Meated

A word with no definition. nothing can happen when mega meated is said. the null and void of insults

I hope you get mega meated on this summer

by alterocativeartist June 12, 2018

mega shplunck

When you take a massive shit and it ruptures your asshole leaving blood in the water

Dude I need an ambulance I just took a mega shplunck

by Mussolini good leader August 8, 2018