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I'm a marine, i made a 90 on my ASVAB. Ill bet your wife and kids that i wont be seeing war. One good thing about the Marines is that they do have brains enough to not kill of their intelligent ones.

Marines are the toughest, meanest, hardest going people on the planet. You other pussy in your ass hole branches can kiss a navy boys dick!
Army Guy: Dude ive been fucked in the ass so much its starting to look like a vagina!

Navy Guy: HOLY SHIT! It dose look like a vagina! Let me get some of that!

Air Force Guy: Sorry guys I'm going to go over here and play with my toy airplanes.

Navy Guy while fucking the Army Guy:

Fuck i wish i could get in the pants of those Marines. They look so fucking cute.
by Downwithyouall June 28, 2008
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marines U.S Marines Dutch Marines French whatever other nations failed attempts to copy the Royal Marines Commandos whos basic initial training is more than twice as long and comprehensive as copy corps of other nations.Proven in combat more effective than the U.S.M.C the rangers and even the much revered Sealswho by the way can't even map read properly! The original Green Berets long live the Bootneck
Royal marinesThe original special forces raised in the second world war to carry out commando raids against the nazis. Worlds specialists in arctic mountain amphibious jungle and desert warfare. Trained for endurance independance and aggression. Hoofing
by MacBee May 18, 2006
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marine biologist

a totally sad job that involves looking at ugly fish and saying"It is a female siamese ridgeback red angelfish, extremely rare." it is almost as bad as being a newspaper boy in a wheel chair, or maybe worse.
"Hey, whats your job?"
"I'm a marine biologist"
"What's that over there"
He then legs it
by Chloe we'ate er June 22, 2009
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Marine

A person who joined the Marine Corps.. a department of the navy... so they could run around saying there the best and everyone will think there right..

A problem with this is that there not the first to fight neither are they the best. This is an example of branding, hollywood movies and media made there reputation what it is not facts and history..

People who want to fight for there country but watch footage of themselves on the news being called marines even though there in the army join the army because its about loyalty and dedication.

To prove the army is a more elite force heres a break down.

listed by the level of training needed and the level of most deadly.

Marines (infantry) Army (Infantry) Navy (marines)

Marines (force recon) Army (Rangers) Navy (nothing)

Marines (nothing) Army (Spec forces) Navy (Seals)

Marines(nothing) Army (Delta Force) Navy (nothing)

As for whos first to fight read some history books. Yes there were missions marines arrived at first but the army was somewhere else fighting at the time.

Spec forces are in before anybody else is as is the CIA. A marine grunt isnt there before the army is.
Marine's aren't the first to fight, special forces are always in a country before the ground forces get there.
by Army 11 Bravo June 17, 2011
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Marinate

To masturbate to yourself, or another, while urinating.
Dude, I just found out my girlfriend marinates!

Sweetie, I just caught Jen marinating in the kitchen sink!
by morbidjellyfish December 14, 2010
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Marine

YO man dat nigga being marine.
by Mason, Crosby, and Loyd March 4, 2009
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marines

Short-form name for ship-based infantry created by Henry VIII to kick the French's arse.
Royal Marine Commandos are the best equipped rapid-reaction shock/assault force on the planet - anyone who parachutes field artillery into place before the ground troops means business.
Praised by the French Foriegn Legion (there's irony for you); Russian Spetznaz; the USMC (but never in public, looks bad in the papers). These dudes are the second-best infantry unit... If only they could find the best...
George W. Bush: "Well, we need to open Iraq up for oil.. I mean, to secure worldwide democracy. Think I'll send the USMC in to clear the ground."
Tony "Poodle" Blair: "Don't worry, darling, I'll send the Royals in first, you know they love dying for no good reason. Now, please f*ck me up the a*se again? Please??"
by LucySkyDiamond April 8, 2005
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