Where a guy is fucking a chick and you push her face against the window, then pulls out, while your buddy comes out of the closet and starts banging her and you run outside and wave at her...
by JHORSE December 29, 2007
Get the canadian mirror mug.a{n alleged} miracle that serves no purpose or is actively evil. For example, in the Apocryphal New Testament, in the book *Protevangelion*, XI. Mary's immaculate conception has caused immense turmoil for Joseph and Mary, not merely because Joseph assumes Mary has conceived with another mortal, but also because she does so far too soon. This is therefore resolved by more miracles, that fail to convince anyone (xi.19). In XIII., Joseph has to get a midwife, and finds that time has stopped (so he can find her quickly?). But in the following chapter, the midwife is useless and Mary delivers miraculously too. So there was no point at all to the miracle.
Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?
Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?
If Bush was a perverse miracle sent from God to punish our nation for its wickedness, then would it not have been more godlike to make us less wicked--instead?
by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009
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by localtrompet April 21, 2020
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Claiming something to be a miracle saves a lot of wear and tear on brain cells.
Claiming something to be a miracle saves a lot of wear and tear on brain cells.
by Freedom1 December 9, 2008
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...Jay and Silent Bob.
...Jay and Silent Bob.
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Mira Mesa + Asia = Mira Masia
Mira Mesa + Asia = Mira Masia
by croft-manor November 30, 2004
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Have you seen that dude our state senator is married to? What a loser and anyway I thought she was a lesbian? Don't be fooled man it's just a gay mirage.
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