The act of having two poops stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). Very similar to a singular log jam, but twice at bad.
"Dude you are never going to believe this - the other day i was taking a shit and my worst nightmare came true...i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck turd, but TWO! I panicked...i didn't know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy."
by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009
The Ohio log ride involves three people, the sex of the three people does not matter. The first person (the slide) gets down on their hands and knees and positions them self to where their buttocks is angled towards the ground to create the slide. The second person (the logger) then excretes a solid log of fecal matter on the the first persons upper-back. The third person (the hosier) then urinates on the back of the first person to allow the log of fecal matter to slide down their back and into the second persons mouth.
"Ohio" is used in the title because only people from Ohio would do this.
"Ohio" is used in the title because only people from Ohio would do this.
by Charlie Brianchester March 22, 2008
those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.
by Spankford May 30, 2008
by ajrizzler April 20, 2021
when havin anal sex you pull out pour some Vodka or Sminof on your fireman. Then get her to suck it off then resume anal sex.
John: "Hey man, wanna take shots.? You got plenty of Vodka"
Philip: "Naw man, me and my girl are gonna try that Russian Log Flume".
Philip: "Naw man, me and my girl are gonna try that Russian Log Flume".
by 13222465 January 08, 2011
by CR33PINGxD3ATHx November 30, 2017
when a man says "I'm gonna shove a log up your ass" and you spend months- maybe a year and a half with that man leading up to FULL LOG PENETRATION.
by gummycummy June 16, 2021