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4 pound lobster

woman with a full round butt
that girls like a 4 pound lobster...(all the good stuff in the lobster is in the tail..)
by mtowne December 26, 2007
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Walking the lobster

1) To take a risk.
2) To cross the line.
1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?
Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.
by Gabe Feltenstoner October 4, 2011
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Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.
Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011
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slip him a lobster

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013
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Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014
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Larry The Not Lobster

Larry The Not Lobster is a stuffed Scorpion that was mistaken to be a Lobster. He's always grumpy and doesn't like new people, he shows this by making a mooing sound and attacks them with his claws.

He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.

Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.

He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.

But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.
larry The Not Lobster
by Lord Mountevans August 26, 2017
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Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.
1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019
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