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5 knuckle shuffle 

to: shake hands with the devil
self pollute
self harm
choke the chicken
releive ones self
wank
Gill: whats wrong Bob? Do you want me to perform fellatio to you again?

Bob: Fuck no, ur teeth grind me bell like a cheese grater, u fukin whore, get out, il have a 5knuckle shuffle instead
5 knuckle shuffle by 7clayton7 July 21, 2008

Knucklebuster

One who likes to work on his own shit yo. One who likes to have split knuckles with blood and greese all over his/her hands. Like to say take a muffler off yo with a hammer and chisel and a cut off saw at 3:00 in the morning while the neighbors sleep. Knucklebusta yo
Like when your taking off a rusty U-clamp bolt from a muffler with a ratchet and you apply full force and the bolt snaps off forcing your hand full force into a jagged rusty piece of metal on the frame or some shit.

nascar knuckledragger 

Any fan of the Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. Can easily be spotted by their hilariously gaudy NASCAR themed clothing, the NASCAR stickers with which they emblazon their overpowered vehicles, their overly aggressive driving, their mustaches (on both men and women) and their eyes, which are unnaturally close together due to inbreeding. They tend to parrot right wing views but can rarely be bothered to actually vote.
I'm really worried about my sister; her new bofriend is a real NASCAR knuckledragger.

Knuckledragger 

A malicious term used to describe a person of African American descent. The term is used to compare African-Americans to apes, since apes are known to walk using their knuckles.
All them knuckledraggers are the same, stupid as shit and using foodstamps.

knuckle dragger 

A term used for a human who is evidence of devolution - humans evolving back into apes and other primates.

This man often dribbles in public places; cannot drink a hot beverage without spilling it on himself, the floor or someone else; may walk into objects like lampposts and bushes; may ask questions repeatedly such as "how are you doing?", or "hows your computer software going?" and has an interwoven, messy beard that houses flees, mites, pieces of pork and dribble.

It's safe to say that the knuckle draggers of this world are a frightening breed, who you should avoid if at all possible.
Knuckle dragger: Hows the course going mate?
Average person 1: Ummm.... yeh fine I guess?!
Knuckle dragger: Oh yeh cool dude. You going paintballing this afternoon?
Average person 2: No I'm not.
Knuckle dragger: *Dribbles*

moose knuckle 

a camel toe on a woman of native North American ancestory.
I was walking down 20th street and saw an Indian chick in tight jeans with a wicked moose knuckle!
moose knuckle by saskotis July 21, 2008