Alex kelly

BIGGEST FAGGOUT TO EXISTTTT, sucks dicks for a living and is hell short so watch out boys bc if a guy name is alex he’ll force you to suck dick

oh no guys it’s Alex Kelly watch out he’ll suck ya dick if you don’t hide it

by lilbean9 July 21, 2019

James Kelly

I brilliant angle who wouldn't hurt a fly and knows as a fact that Webster.edu is a A broke ass pussy of a momma's boys who cant read, & kills hookers in his spare time. James is AWESOME

James Kelly is so HOT and EPIC.

by James from IRELAND October 7, 2019

That's What Kelly Said

Replacing
"That's what she said" with "That's what Kelly said"

Men poking Girl with Pencil.

Girl:If you poke me with that one more time, I'll snap it in half.

Boy: That's what Kelly said

by Matt The Groovylicious December 29, 2007

The Kelly MacNee

A particularly daring sexual position involving a couple of bros and a couple of hos, wherein a lower level is formed as one of the dudes puts it to the bitch from behind as she performs fellatio on the opposing member, and a second (higher) level is formed as the other of the two ladies positions herself so that she is making out with one of the pimps involved and and is recieving the pleasure from the other. Perhaps this rudimentary diagram will help clarify (ignore the dots):

....__................__...
......O...O-8==)).....O.....
....<|........|....//_...|>...
......|-....((==8-O...-|......
..../.|......\\..<.......|.\....
....|.|.......||..........|..|...

Bro1: Dude...remember when we KMac'ed (see below, synonym for The Kelly MacNee) those drunk sluts a couple weeks ago.
Bro2: Yeah...dude...um I like saw your cock.
Bro1: Uh...what? That's not really...I was just talking about you know the ladies.
Bro2: Yeah and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but the next morning I woke up and I realized like I was just in a foursome...with another dude.
Bro1: Um...yeah I guess I never thought about that...uuhhh...I don't know what to say...
Bro2: Sorry. Nevermind Bro, just relax...take off your shirt...

by Falcon Marlow December 14, 2008

fat Kelly

A really awesome girl that met Matt Winter and is going to marry Louie Stephens! also a girl that is adored by all of Rooney!

*Stop being a fat Kelly about it!*
random dude-You are not insulting her, you just gave her a compliment, haha, sucker!"

by misty October 8, 2004

P. Kelly special

When ones form teacher requests ones contact book and one does not reveal ones order marks.

"sir i havent done anything"
"stop talking!"

by WIll January 17, 2005

The Kelly and Klein or K n K

To have a 6 and 9 in your hole cards in texas hold'em.

I won that hand with the K n K

by Ryan June 3, 2004