Sarah-Karen

Creative girl with legs in her nose. Gives granny vibes but is good enough. You always finds her with her dog, crochet things and a good series. Her music taste is a little strange, but her amazing personality and funny expressions overcomes it.

“ Can not reach the bus; they dont care”
“Everyone needs a Sarah-Karen in their life”

by skumfidus03 January 22, 2022

crunchy karen

A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.

"Did you see Amy the other week?"

"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."

"What a Crunchy Karen."

"What is a crunchy Karen?"

"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."

by Chloerose98 March 4, 2021

Karen Berry

The hottest of all mums, known to have gaping hole, not to be mistaken with Anna Irwin’s canyon.

I had sex with Karen berry last night, felt like a subway 6inch ham sub on hearty Italian with chipotle sauce and crispy onions

by Ballosmelly January 19, 2022

Lord Of Karens

She's the Lord of Karen's. She will kill the manager. To kill her, you will need:
1. Shrek's Secret Sauce
2. Trump's Toenail
3. Hair of a oompa loompa
4. Blade of the faggots
5. Milk of Dad
6. Gamer Girl bath water.

She is the ruler of Karen's. She is the Queen of them all. She is the toughest one out there. She kills managers for a living. Lord Of Karens

by TheChadMaster March 19, 2020

Wiffle Karen

That one old lady who lives across the street. She hates when you clobber her house with wiffle balls and when you knock them over her fence. She screams WTF ARE YOU!!! GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SCUMBAGS!! Then you relocate and and cry for the rest of your life!

Did you hear about the Wiffle Karen in the hood? Rumor has it that she chewed out a bunch of kids for breaking her window with a plastic ball!!

by Daquarius 917 February 21, 2022

canadian karen

Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.

Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.

by Fourmz May 28, 2020

Skatepark karen

A Karen who brings her 5 year old child to a skatepark and complains about anyone who gets within a 1 mile radius of her kid.

PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUNG KIDS TO SKATEPARKS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE USING IT FOR WHAT IT IS MEANT FOR!!!

kid: rides his BMX making sure not to hurt the karens child
Skatepark Karen: UMM YOUNG MAN YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY!!!!

by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020